Are you AWESOME? Do you have AWESOME friends? Join the Dominion of Awesome, and keep track of all the awesome things your buddies are up to!
What is the Dominion of Awesome?
The Dominion of Awesome is a brand new social networking site that cuts out the pretense and lets you get straight to what you want to do: spy on your friends. We use a specially developed low-level software solution that turns your normal computer usage habits into a highly detailed online profile accessible by anyone!
Wow, that sounds neat, where do I sign up?
Just go to the signup page and you can get started right away!
This is going a bit too far. I mean, you're expecting me to provide you with a detailed profile and gobs of personal information, without any kind of safeguards as to who can view or use my data. Should I be worried about this?